PARSEC's Joke of the Week
My brother was a veterinarian in a small town for many years. To fill his spare time he took up a hobby, taxidermy . . . in about ten years he became very good at his hobby and decided to open a taxidermy business on the side . . . after a few years he was making more money as a taxidermist than he was as a veterinarian and decided to combine the two businesses in one location . . . the only problem was that he needed a good slogan to use in his advertising . . . then it hit him
"No Matter What Happens, You Get Your Cat Back"
