PARSEC's Joke of the Week

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The Maid asked for a raise.

The Madam was very upset about this and asked : "Now, Maria, why do you think you deserve a raise?"

Maria: "Madam, there are three reasons why I deserve a raise. First, I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "The Master said so."

Madam: "Oh,"

Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?"

Maria: "The Master did."

Madam: "Oh."

Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the Master say so as well?"

Maria: "No Madam, the gardener did."

SHE GOT THE PAY RAISE !!!