'PARSEC\'s Joke', 'Description' => 'PARSEC\'s Joke of the Week', 'Header' => '', 'CSS' => '', 'JS' => '', 'Category' => 'contact', 'Content' => '', 'Notice' => '', 'LoginRequired' => 0); $css = explode (',', $page['CSS']); $js = explode (',', $page['JS']); //if (time() - bin_time($web_page['DateUpdated']) > 12*60*60) $web_page['DateUpdated'] = ''; // start content layout_begin($page['Title'], $css, $js, false); add_header($page['Category']); ?>

PARSEC's Joke of the Week

=' . $nw; $tm = dateadd ('d', 1, $tm); $nw = date ('Ymd', $tm); $sql .= ' and Schedule<=' . $nw; $row = $db->GetRow ($sql); if ($row['SchLast'] != $row['Schedule']) { $sql = 'UPDATE jokes SET SchLast=Schedule WHERE JokeID=' . $row['JokeID']; $db->Execute ($sql); } $find = array ('' . $joke . '

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